July, 2011

Super Odd Sex Stuff

Purely for your entertainment, here is a look at some super odd sex stuff happening around the world.

1. Sarah Carmen from the UK is a a girl who has on average 200 orgasms a day from almost anything. Her good vibrations are causes by a rare disease called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome which causes the blood to flow to the gentile region resulting in spontaneous and constant arousal.

2. A belgian optician was arrested in 1995 for making his female patients strip and dance to accordion music before he would fit them for glasses.

3. Back in 1993, a man names Karl Watkins from England was sentences to 18 months in prison for having sex with a pavement. Two years later he was put on three years probation for having sex in public with a bin liner! He later admitted that he has a 9 year obsession with plastic.

4. A grenade, a teacup, a frozen pigs tail, a pair of glasses and a peanut butter jar, just too name a few, are all things that have been removed from the male rectum by doctors.

5. Once again back in 1993, a Japanese mail order service was started which allowed customers to buy the used panties of asian school girls, housewives, nurses and widows.

6. Have you ever heard of an autopederast? Well, I’m sure you probably haven’t because it’s when a man can insert his own penis into his anus. While it’s physically impossible for most men, there are some that can do it with a semi-erect dick.

7. In 1992 a man in the US was arrested because he shot himself for sexual kicks while he was wearing a bullet prove vest.

8. A man from New York injected cocaine into his penis and ended upĀ  getting gangrene. After intensive medical treatment, doctors were forced to amputate his leg above the knee and all but one finger. Eventually the guys penis fell off when he was in the bath tub.

10. In Japan, there are coffee shops call “no pan kissa” which have mirrored floors so that the customers can look up the waitresses skirts. The waitresses wear short skirts with no underwear and show off their asian pussy.

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Karma Sutra

When most people think of Karma Sutra, they think of spiritual asian sex or some sort of ancient proverb of different sex positions.

Well I’m here today to tell you that Karma Sutra is not bogus and it actually has some great quality to it. Here is a look into some great positions, and I know from experience.

Sitting Sexual Positions of Karma Sutra

Seated, mouth to mouth, arms against arms, thighs against thighs. This is Kaurma aka The Tortoise.

If the lovers’ things, still joined, are raised it is Paravarita (turning).

If within the cave of her things you sit rotating your hips like a black, it is Markata (The monkey).

And if, in this pose, you turn away from her, it is Marditaka (crushing spices).

She sits with raised things, her feet places on either side of her wait; lina (penis) enters yoni (vagina); you rain hard blows upon her body, this is Kshudgaga (striking).

When your partner sits with both knees drawn tight to her body and you mirror this posture, it is known to experts in the art of love as Yugmapada (The foot yoke).

Seated erect, the girl folds one leg to her body and steatites the other along the bed, while you mire her actions.

If, with the left leg extended, she encircles your wait with her right elf, laying its ankle across her left thing, and you do the same, it is called Svastika (the swastika)

Sitting face to face in bed, her breasts pressed tight against your chest, let each of you lock heels behind the other’s waist, and lean back clasping one another’s wrists. This is Dolita (The swing)

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Asian sex moves

When ever you meet an online personal you’re going to want to impress her the first time the two of you meet face-to-face, especially if you’re trying to hook up with an Asian woman. You need to know what you’re doing in the bedroom. Asian women know different sex moves that will rock your world because they come from a very kinky culture. Asian women are known to being naturally good lovers, they often make something amazing out of the smallest detail like the way air can create different sensations on your body. Try using your breath in various different ways to get her senses excited, when you blow on her skin it’ll create a tickling sensation on her skin. Blow hot air on her neck, and cold on her earlobe.

Asian’s are famous for nibbling at their small meals to show good manners. Incorporate small nibbles to different parts of your partners body during your sexcapade. Try typical sensitive areas to explore by lightly nibbling on her bottom lip or nipples.

Women of this culture are nibblers, but when it comes to a great meal they know how to show their appreciation. You may think the loud slurping noises they make while sucking up noodles is rude, however it’s their way of sending a message to the chef that it’s delicious. Show you’re partner how amazing she tastes by slurping up her juices while you’re eating her out.

Asian women love to dress up as famous comic book, movies and video game characters. Get creative with your partner and dress up as your favorite cartoon or act out a steamy movie scene, this is the time to allow your fantasizes become reality.

If you want to have amazing sex with your Asian partner having a peaceful state of mind will allow you to relax and forces more on the foreplay, enhancing your sexual experience. Concentrate on the connection you’re establishing between you and your partner.

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Reasons to date an Asian

There is more than one reason why you should date Asian personals, they are very attractive which is one of the greatest reasons to hookup with one. These woman are known for their impeccable beauty. Their eyes and flawless skin are two of the best features they have going for them. I find that Asian women are very graceful because of their excellent genetic qualities. Doesn’t matter how old she is, she’s always going to look younger. They never show any wrinkles and it’s very rare to see an Asian with a pizza face. Good luck trying to guess an Asian woman’s age.

I’ve come in contact with many Asian women because I have a fetish with them and I go to places I know where they’ll hang out. I think one of these best features they have is there manners. They have been brought up well due to their culture and have excellent etiquette.

What man doesn’t want to have sex with a well educated woman? Asian women are known for their intellect and education. We all know that Asian women are the top students in schools.

You’ll never have a one-night stand with a fat Asian, they are petite and slender because they are athletic and very active individuals, a very good reason to date an Asian woman is because you can toss her around in the bedroom. They’re physically uninhibited and they know how to turn the heat up in the bedroom, so be prepared to learn some new crazy sex moves if you manage to score a hot Asian women. They have excellent diets and value exercise and they have a great fashion sense and always follow the latest fashion tends.

Aside from the sex, these women are excellent cooks. What man doesn’t love a woman who knows their way around the kitchen? I know that’s a key to my heart. Plus I love to travel and majority of Asian women have family in Asia which is a great excuse to hop on a plane and explore another part of the world and learn about their culture and traditions.

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